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A club for old men, 'cos let’s phace it, not many women are going
to want to be identiphied as an Auld Phart!

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Welcome To Phartdom!

Why are we called Auld Phartz? An Auld Phart, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is a “contemptible or tiresome person, especially one who is old-phashioned, stuffy, or close-minded."

Well, if the cap phits and all that! But we are a motley group of 60, 70 and 80 somethings who strive to do everything in a phartly manner

We meet on a phairly regular basis to do phartly things!

Iph you pheel like joining us then please drop us an email stating clearly what qualiphies you to be an Auld Phart! Iph we can be bothered we will get in touch, but don't hold your breath as communication is sporadic and rare!

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